At one organization not far from where I live is one of those illuminated message boards where each of the letters is created by a series of large dots of light. The message on this occasion notifies passers-by that a free seminar will be available for those whose jobs will be moving them from here to who knows where. The title of the seminar is “Smooth Move.” I suspect that whoever dreamed up that name has already been congratulated by one and all for coming up with a title that is both clever and memorable.

But, I doubt that any of them have realized that there is a brand of tea that also goes by the same name and, by coincidence, is sold at a store quite close to where the message can be seen. I don’t want to be too graphic about its properties; so let’s just say that if you were in elementary school, you would raise your hand so that the teacher could see that you had just two fingers showing.